Be glad you don’t work in the nation’s epicenter for employer mandates. Those who don’t comply get fired THIS WEEK.
We won’t grant your request to be exempt because of sincerely held religious beliefs nor your medical conditions, because WE DON’T BELIEVE YOU.
NURSES AND DOCTORS, YOU ARE FIRED!
We will grant your exemption because of your sincerely held religious beliefs, and we accommodate you by LAYING YOU OFF WORK WITHOUT PAY FOR 12 MONTHS.
ALL EMPLOYEES WHO DON’T COMPLY — YOU ARE FIRED!
WASHINGTON REGIONAL MEDICAL CENTER:
We will grant your exemption, but you must wear a different mask than others and an eye shield (in addition to other things needed to see to operate.) And if you need a drink of water or to eat, you must leave the campus (even if you can’t because you work in surgery.) AND — YOU MUST NEVER BE AROUND YOUR VACCINATED COLLEAGUES — OF COURSE, UNVACCINATED VISITORS AND PATIENTS CAN.
NURSES AND DOCTORS WHO DON’T COMPLY—REGARDLESS OF THE SCIENCE, YOU ARE ISOLATED, TREATED HARSHLY, AND NOT WANTED HERE!