Be glad you don’t work in the nation’s epicenter for employer mandates. Those who don’t comply get fired THIS WEEK.
MERCY:
We won’t grant your request to be exempt because of sincerely held religious beliefs nor your medical conditions, because WE DON’T BELIEVE YOU.
NURSES AND DOCTORS, YOU ARE FIRED!
TYSON:
We will grant your exemption because of your sincerely held religious beliefs, and we accommodate you by LAYING YOU OFF WORK WITHOUT PAY FOR 12 MONTHS.
ALL EMPLOYEES WHO DON’T COMPLY — YOU ARE FIRED!
WASHINGTON REGIONAL MEDICAL CENTER:
We will grant your exemption, but you must wear a different mask than others and an eye shield (in addition to other things needed to see to operate.) And if you need a drink of water or to eat, you must leave the campus (even if you can’t because you work in surgery.) AND — YOU MUST NEVER BE AROUND YOUR VACCINATED COLLEAGUES — OF COURSE, UNVACCINATED VISITORS AND PATIENTS CAN.
NURSES AND DOCTORS WHO DON’T COMPLY—REGARDLESS OF THE SCIENCE, YOU ARE ISOLATED, TREATED HARSHLY, AND NOT WANTED HERE!